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21/08/2006

Update

Hey people, hope you are all having a good holiday as it will soon be over!!  Hope you like some of the new stuff on here like the weather, new photos and the new music playlist for the Plain White T's. Intstructions on how to save each individual song from this playlist are available in the top left corner of my space by clicking the 'Band Playlist Instructions' link.  Hopefully i will be adding a few more bands to the site soon for your enjoyment.  Please comment on what you think to my pictures i took at cadwell test day, and also just general comments!
 
Hope You Enjoy Pacman!!
 
Cya round.
Speve
18/05/2006

Final Winners, for a while anyway

Pins in Gavs Dad's Leg: Paxo - "Which clever dick handed me a six-inch nail?"
Adam Smart and His Mum 1: Jono - "Haha, what a rude word, how can u say that to a poor window sales man"
Adam Smart and His Mum 2: Paxo - "Yes mum, i love your new perfume, honest!"
Gav in White suit and Red Fluffy Stuff: Katiee - "Alryt..alryt...male on a period...like you havent seen it before!!"
Gavs Party 2005 1: Will Burks - "The world record attempt for the longest line of people having sex. yeah thats right wave ur hands thumbs up!"
Karting Plus Gav: Chavin - "Bringing a whole new meaning to a sack race"
Hazzi on Hay: Brandy - "Do i look big on this hay hmmmm....."
Hazzi through door, Ginna not: Paxo - "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, DOOR!"
Scott West and Bin: Brandy  -"I knew ud catch me eatin from the bin sooner or later"
Scott West and Stop Sign: Paxo - "Skotwest actually thinks that he isn't allowed to remove his finger from the sign, after reading the big red letters. Someone's gna have a loooooong night"
Scott West and Man: Paxo - "No No No! Me no wana photo, me just hold sign like me told!"
Bouncy Castle: Paxo - "Steve-Irwin Style:- Crikey mate, look at what we have here, a rare colony of Yarborough castle rats. You can clearly see the male displaying his mating ritual right now, clearly not working."
Cargi and Lightswitch: Jono - "Im falling, the light switch will save me!"
People in Shed: Paxo - "Next shot, tony recieving concussion from a falling tent"
Cargi Down the Stairs to Mark and Yaz: Paxo - "Yasmin stood at the door - Deep growly voice - "You wana go some Lee?" - "no man, im cool (diverts eyes)" - All this whilst Mark tries to signal an SOS call from the lights"
Sam in Kitchen: Jono - "Upper cut followed by a right hook. and there off..."
 
The End!!
21/04/2006

Great Song Lyrics

I have decided to try and compile the funniest and most random song lyrics of all time into one long list.  However to do this i need your help. If you know of, or come across, any great lyrics then please let me know.  Here are a couple to start you off.
 
Meat Loaf - "Life is a lemon and i want my money back"
Stereophonics - "Grandpa drank a drop or two and his heads still stuck in the portaloo"
 
So, know of anything like this? Leave me a comment.
 
Also, don't forget to comment on the pictures for the caption competition.
06/04/2006

Easter Captions!!

Ok , there a few new pics to get you started.  If anyone has pictures of any of our mates, would you please send them my way so i can use them for the competition, as it is funnier when you know the person in the picture!! 
 
Anyway, get started and good Luck!
29/03/2006

The BIG 1 Winners

1) Mr. Blobby in a Tree - Mark Frow "The location of 'deal or no deals' banker is finally discovered"
 
2) Bloss on Ice - William Burks "bloss of the dump"
 
3) Mark in Crumbling Building - Gav's Dad (Steve Smart) "Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
 
4) Rickett with Fosters - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "Fosters go 4 a more laid back approach on advertising and film a board meeting instead"
 
5) Steve Smart's Broken Ankle - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "It is only a sprained ankle dad, is it really necessary to walk on cushions all day?"
 
6) Brandy at PI - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe "How much dya think it'll cost for a shag with these girls, this much?"
 
7) Gav in Small Clothes - Mark Frow "Yet again i jump at another day at school wearing the family's hand me downs"
 
8) Gav and Mark in Park - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe "Sorry, but mark's the main part of this photo, subtly relieving himself upon a playpark toy"
 
9) Bloss, Adam and Mel - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "Did you see Mel bend over just then, Her arsehole was this big!"
 
10) Don't Feed the Swans - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe "Beware of high-diving stick men"
 
11) Rickett (grabbing) and Burty in Park - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe "Wait, one, two, three, four, yep all there"
 
12) Rickett with Bottle - Gav's Dad (Steve Smart) "Is that an Errection or am I just a dickhead"
 
13) Rickett on Rocking Bike - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "Rickett is that heavy that the whole world rotates when he leans over"
 
14) Rickett Sat on Rocking Bike - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "He can make a green ball levatate just by looking at it"
 
15) Gav in Monster Glasses - Hazzi "ooo i say!"
 
16) Lads on Ride at PI - William Burks "welcome 2 the house of fun"
 
17) Sam Being a Plane - Hazzi "Fuck off cargi, I'M in this picture!"
 
18) Cargi Macarena - Mark Frow "Are we doing this right or is it just him?"
 
19) Adam and Rickett in a Shirt - Mark Frow "Adam realise that Naths fart has found an easy point of entry"
 
20) PI Ride with bald man - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "The new line ride at pleaseure island where you queue on a hill! how exciting well Cargi looks to be enjoying himself"
 
21) Cargi and Light - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe

"Don't move?

What? Theres a lampshade stuck to my head?

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

 

22) Bloss with Cake - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe

"Bloss - MMMM lovely, dntcha think adam?

Adam - U think ur soooo goddam funny dontcha"

 

23) Bloss with spilt yoghurt - William Burks "There's ways 2 get head and bloss just crossed the line"

 

24) Burty Climbing Tree - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "We know the transport system isnt that great Burty but whats wrong with walking"

 

25) Cargi Funny Mouth - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe "So how long did i have to keep this wasp in my mouth again?"

 

26) Bloss Smiles - Gav 'Chavin' Smart "Shrek 3, Yes it is harsh!"

 

27) Mark eating biscuit - Monkey "O my god is that a sheep??? Who let the flying welshman anywhere near a sheep????"

 

More pics coming soon