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    3/5/2006

    Winners 04/03/06

    1) Gav Complete with Headset: Mark "When rang by an indian man, a smile arose on his face at the prospect of a another scam, enter friends and a bluetooth mouse :D" Best Caption of MrGavin Competition 2006
    2) Mad Van: Chavin "The A-Team 2005"
    3) Ladies, Dogs Not Allowed: The Massinator "The most unused toilet in the whole of Yorkshire"
    4) BMW Refuelling on the Move: Jono "Impatience is not a virtue"
    5) Overloaded Trucks: Chavin "Where's Wally?"
    6) Sheep Shagger: Jono "The sign is merely the alternate Welsh flag, on a smaller border road"
    7) Car in Pool: Paxo
    "New Pool - £5000

    Pick Lock set - £9.99

    Stealing a car - FREE

    Seeing the look on the fireman's face when you tell him it's his car - PRICELESS"

     

    Congratulations to those of you who are winners and comiserations to those of you who missed out this time.  Keep trying! More pictures will be posted shortly...

    2/28/2006

    New Music Available For YOU!!!!

    As you can see, up in the top left corner of the homepage, is a list of bands.  This is still under construction. My plan is to have a list of all the great bands.  Once finished, when u click on them it will play a playlist of their songs (not all of them admittedly) in your windows media player.  You can then save each individual song, if you wish to, to your computer by going to file; save as/save media as.  It may not appear on the now playing list on the right hand side as a playlist but it does let you flick through the songs using the skip buttons at the bottom, and the names of the songs do appear at the top of the now playing display screen.
     
    If there are any bands which you would like adding to the list, or any songs you would like adding to the playlist of a specific band then please feel free to comment, and, where possible, i will add them.
     
    All Listed Are Now Working!!!
     
    More to follow...
     
    Thanks very much and keep up the hard work on the caption competition each week!!
     
    Steve
    2/22/2006

    The Half-term Winners

    Music
     
    Ok then, finally someone got the source from which the music came.  It was of course from the Suzuki Grand Vitara Advert and the congatulations got to Mark Frow who fought of the stiff opposition of no-one to enter his name in the record books.
     
    Caption Competition
     
    Motocross picture - Jono Adams
    Lambo and Jet picture - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe
    Upside down BMW picture - Mark Frow
    Floating Hippy picture - Ben 'Paxo' Pascoe
    Lambo Tank picture - Nathan 'Monkey' Moncaster
    Caravan Tank picture - Jono Adams
    Double Mustang picture - Gavin 'Chavin' Smart
    Smart Pick-up picture - Gavin 'Chavin' Smart
     
    2/13/2006

    WINNERS!!!

    I can now announce that Ben Pascoe and Gavin Smart are this weeks winners with Ben's " ok bithc but im driving my way caption" and Gav's Max and paddy Rendition.
     
    Congratulations!!
     
    More pictures available now.
     
    So get commenting.
     
    As for the music competition, only mark has entered so he has come closest, but no-one has yet got the exact answer.  therefore this event will continue for another week.
    2/9/2006

    Coolest Car Ever!

    I have recently found, as many of you know, the coolest car ever!!
     
    It is called a Freestream T1, is built by British designers who designed the Mclaren F1 road car, and it is the coolest thing ever!!!
     
    0-60 = <2.5 secs
    0-100 = <5 secs
    Top Speed = 200mph
    Acceleration Forces = 3g+
    Braking Forces = 3g+
    Cornering Forces = 3g+
    BHP = 500 at 10,500rpm
    Engine = Supercharged 2.4L aluminium V8 40 Valve Quad Cam
    Seats = 2
    2/7/2006

    Caption Competition and Advert Competition

    CAPTION COMPETITION
     
    Ok then, by suggestion from Gav and approval by Mark, we have a caption competition up and running.
     
    In my photo albums you will find an album called Caption Competition.  In this album there are currently two photos.  it is your job to come up with funny comments to go with them.  To do this you just have to leave a comment on that picture. You can leave as many comments on each photo as you like.
     
    The winner will be announced at the end of the week and a new photo added for the next weeks competition.
     
    So, get commenting!!
     
    ALSO
     
    Can you also tell me what advert the first song on my playlist is from????
     
    If you can then leave a comment on this blog.  However this competition is on a 1st come 1st 2 win basis.
     
    Good luck!!
     
    2/2/2006

    118.. ok moving on....

    Well, 118 comments on the last blog was good, but now its time has passed and we shall move on.
     
    So... Wot next??? Only time will tell.
     
    Any ideas???  Feel welcome to leave me a comment.
     
    Also let me know if the media player works and if you prefer it to the old 1 and why....
     
    Cheers
     
    1/23/2006

    It's Rhyme Time!

    Ok then, back by popular demand are the word games on my space!
     
    This time you have to come up with 2 words that rhyme! I know it sounds impossible but trust me, even mark can do it! Its that easy.
     
    THE RULES
     
    1) Only 1 pair of rhyming words per comment
    2) The words must rhyme
    3) The words must be english, or welsh if you are called Mark Frow...
     
     
    I am aiming to break the record for most comments on 1 blog so comment away people!!! but remember to stick to the rules!!
    1/16/2006

    2006!!

    Free hit counters

    LET THE MEDIA PLAYER LOAD!!
     
     
    Also have a look at the new pictures on here.
     
     
     
    So, its 2006, time for new things. So, what has happened so far??
     
    Sunday 1st January
     
    Me, Dad and one of his mates went to Mablethorpe to watch Dolly racing.  He was doing ok, finishing 3rd or 4th in most races.  Then, in one race, at the first corner, he went up the inside of someone, they turned in on him, and they collided.  They both went down (see pictures). The race was stopped, the riders picked their bikes up.  Dolly got going again and got back in the restart, but the other bloke didn't.  Anyway that was that day.
     
    Wednesday 4th January - Friday 6th January
     
    Wednesday was back to school after xmas break.  On friday night it was the car club AGM, what a joy!
     
    Saturday 7th January
     
    Me Mark and Westy arranged to go to Grimsby on a 'Boys Day Out' shopping!!  Me and Mark met outside Woolworths and caught the 10:45 bus.  However there was no sign of Westy.  Anyway, we got on the bus and were joking about not knowing where to get off.  As we passed cordeaux, the bus pulled to a hault and sure enough, on got Westy.  Anyway, off we went to Grimsby.  Once we got there Mark spotted a fit bird so we chased her into Binns lol. There came the first funny comment.
     
    Person 1: Thats a nice top, where did you get that?
    Person 2: I found it in Binns
    Person 1: You dirty tramp!
     
    Anyway, whilst Scott West was shopping, me and Mark checked out the passing ladies, and made funny comments on everything we saw.  We even found a Blazer that was £320!!! For a Blazer!!!!!!! After shopping for a while and seeing a man in a "Customer Services" sash, we headed off to McDonalds for dinner.
     
    In McDonalds there were little signs saying till open, so i commented "When's it open till?" lol.  Once we had ordered our dinner, we went up stairs to eat it.  We were reading about the calories in the drinks and food when Mark noticed that "Rocket" had no nuts in.  He said "There's no nuts in my rocket" lol. As we left, at the bottom of the stairs there were loads of female chavs, with their babies of course lol.  One of them said to the other "Chelsea you got any pennies?" and me and Mark pissed ourselves lol. Then we returned to shopping.
     
    We found Tony 'Big Tree' Rickett and his family in Game, so me and Mak stood talking to his dad about motorbikes for about 30 mins.  Then we went away and came back about 30 mins later and they were in there again! lol
     
    Once we had finished our shopping we went for a journey up to heaven, or atleast the top of the world... ok it was up the wirly wirly carpark.  We got up there as quick as the cars because we kept cutting the corners, and Westy did a video of it all.  We then ran all the way back down the stairs and then waited for our bus.
     
    Once on the bus Westy kept pissing about with his bluetooth on his phone annoying the little chavs at the back of the bus.  Was a right laugh. Once we got back to Louth, we all went our seperate ways, then Mark rang me and said he was bored so he came round for an hour or two before work.  Then we went to work and it was the end of another day.
     
    Tuesday 10th - Thursday 12th January
     
    I had exams this week so wasn't in school much, which was a nice change.  On Wednesday afternoon me and Gav went swimming as usual, and Mark came this time too.  We had a laugh and bit of exercise.  It was good.
     
    Friday 13th January
     
    This day is supposed to be a day of bad luck right????? Whatever!!
     
    First of all physics was cancelled so came home early, then i was meant to be cooking tea for mum as it was her birthday but she had been out for dinner so didn't want anything, and then i went to car club!!!
     
    First of all i got put in Gav's race which is what me and Gav have been after for months because we wanted to actually race each other.  1st race went ok, but not brilliant, came 5th i think, and that put me 13th overall, wot a coinsidence!!! lol. Then i resorted to putting some new tyres on for the next race to try and beat Gav.  I caught him up in two laps, took the lead and cleared off, lapping a second a lap faster than him and eventually beating him by a lap, but atleast we got a 1-2 in the race!!  I was the first person in our class to do 17 laps, but in the race after ours 4 more people did 17 too, so i got 5th overall which is my best ever result at KEVIS.  Then, in the final race, i got another 17 lap race, Gav got 2nd again i think, and this time it was much closer.  I ended up 5th overall again, and Gav ninth, so was a good night. And we beat Alec!! Haha.
     
    Saturday 14th January - Sunday 15th January
     
     Ok then, on Saturday i went karting at PFi.  We had to run the engine in after it had been rebuilt.  I got this done in the first few sessions, and then it was time to try and get a good setup.  However, then it rained.....and rained.... and rained.  The track was very very wet and incredibly slippery.  Me and a friend of mine had a good race round, both of us spinning of on several occasions.  I got  a half decent wet setup and sort of figured out how to set up my new kart.  Then i came home and went to work.  I had a meeting at work about the change in hours, then once we had finished work, me and dolly came back to my house to get changed for Cargi's Party.  We persuaded Dad to give us a lift and arrived at 10:45.
     
    It was a good party with of lots of drunk people floating around or recovering in the sick room.  Also there were lots of couples that kept disappearing into bedrooms.... Anyway, it was good.  In the morning we had to clean everything up, which took till about 1pm.  I headed home at about 2:30pm and then just played on teh playststion and watched tv until i went to bed.
     
    Monday 16th January
     
    Monday morning i had another maths exam, then a double free which was nice lol.  Then in the afternoon i had maths again and then found out about my physics coursework!!!!
     
    Tuesday 17th January
     
    Tuesday was just school as usual.
    1/4/2006

    Pictures of Me Karting!

    Finally the photographer has managed to take some decent pictures of me karting, and it was at my first meeting in my new kart!!! One is below, the rest are are at http://www.lkrc.uk.com/galleryview/nov2005.htm 
     
    I'm the one in the green kart, blue suit, white helmet, number 74 with black backgrounds on the numbers.
     
     
    Enjoy.
    11/29/2005

    Name the Tree

    Whilst working at work with Sargent West, Frowy and Dolly on Tuesday, we came up with a plan to name the tree.
     
    Right, here are the rules:
    1) It must be one word only.
    2) The word must end in the sound "tree", although not necesarily spelt like that.
    3) The part of the word preceeding the "tree" sound must be an actual word on its own, and only 1 word.
    4) It must then be written down as follows:- eg. for pantry you would write "Pan-tree (Pantry)".
     
     
    Ok then, ill start us off with a few we came up with at work.
     
    1) Bat-tree (Battery)
    2) Pan-tree (Pantry)
    3) Element-tree (Elementry)
    4) Simmer-tree (Symmetry)
    5) Sediment-tree (Sedimentry)
     
    Now its down to U!!
     
    Happy naming!
     
     
     
    That is a really big, all singing, all dancing tree!!!!!!!!!
     
     
     
     
     
    Also, now, if you click on the "names" for the tree in the list at the top right of the homepage then it will take you to the definitions for the part of the word before "-tree".
    11/22/2005

    Karting - Video

    As many of you probably know, or have guessed by looking around my space, I race karts.  Whilst browsing the internet tonight i came across this video which shows the dangers of the sport, however accidents like this are quite rare.  never the less, the video is really good and worth the wait for it to load. Move your mouse over it for it too begin, once it has loaded.

    MSN Spaces -- the Video

     

    If it fails to load click the link below.

     

    http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=317

    11/15/2005

    Club T610

     
    Finally club T610 has found a home.  If you are a member of club T610 please sign the T610 Members Book.
     
    If you have owned a T610 in the past but have now abandoned the club, please sign the Traitor Book.
     
    If you have never owned a T610 please sign theBook.
      
     
    And don't just sign this blog!!! Click on the links in the blog and sign the right page!!!
     
    Ciao 4 now.
    10/19/2005

    Songs of the week

    The three songs of the week are now available to listen to at the top of the page.
     
    The Village Green Preservation Society
    Phenominal Cat
    Apeman
     
    The Lyrics are also there so you can sing along.
     
    Enjoy the music.
     
    Steve
    9/30/2005

    ...

    Right then, im fed up with hosting services, so i have now deleted the exstensive list of music which was availble to listen to on here.  I just thought fuck it, lol.  So im havin a rejig.  Anyway, karting at PF International on Sunday!!!, Can't wait.  Gonna b ace agen!  only trouble is its back to school on monday.  O well, life goes on.
     
    Steve
    9/29/2005

    F**kin Lunatics Book

    Sign here if you are a F**kin Lunatic and have never owned a T610.
    9/14/2005

    Update

    The Space: Media player now has a video of motorbike racing from last weekend if you wait for it to load, the music links work for instrumentals and less famous bands, adn the rest will be done shortly, hopefully within the next 7 days.
     
    My Adventures: Wow I haven't updated you on my adventures for over a month.  Well, lots has happened, i have been karting a couple of times, including one night at cadwell park where i averaged over 71mph for a full lap of the full circuit.  I have also been hangin with the crew quite a bit.  We had a day at pleasure island, videos and pictures will be added soon.  Then we went back to school for sixth form.  Then last weekend, me adam and bloss went to aby, near alford, to watch a motorbike event.  A video of this can be seen in the media player if you wait for it to load.  It was soakin wet and people were falling off all over the place and gettin stuck and stuff.  Was pretty funny really.  Videos and pictures of this will be published within the next few days.  Apart from that its been more school and anything that i have forgotten.  O yeh, we had a day doing nothing, walking round town and playing at the magical benches, including shouting at the 'Chip and Fish' man lol.  Pictures of this, and our fun at spire view on following days will also be published soon.  Also had a couple of nights at brandys, founder of the pidgeonites, watching films.  There are no pictures of this, just one joke:
     
    Q: Why Does Electrcity Shock?
     
     
    A: Coz it Duzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    lol
     
    Anyway, keep a look out for all the videos and pictures.  Ill try and make the space a bit more organised too so that things are more visible and easier to find.
     
    Ta-rar
    9/8/2005

    Sincere Apologies

    You may find that many of the links on this space do not currently work properly, if at all.  You may also find that the media player will not play.  This is due to problems with my hosting service.  I am currently trying to resolve the problem.  During the next week everything should steadily return to normal once more.
     
    Sincere Apologies.
     
    Steve
     
     
     
     
    Ok, Mark, itz fukd
    9/6/2005

    Change of media player

    Ok, so the media player video has gone, Wot a shame! lol
     
    It mite b bak soon, mayb c if i can get 2.
     
    Anyway, it is now a playlist of 3 or 4 good songs, mayb more soon.  It starts with one vision by queen and includes classics such as black betty by spiderbait.  Ill mayb get some videos on it soon.
     
    More updates coming soon.
     
    Cya round
     
    A special mention goes out to all the fellow pigeonites.
     
    Steve xxx