I have decided to try and compile the funniest and most random song lyrics of all time into one long list.  However to do this i need your help. If you know of, or come across, any great lyrics then please let me know.  Here are a couple to start you off.

 

Meat Loaf - "Life is a lemon and i want my money back"

Stereophonics - "Grandpa drank a drop or two and his heads still stuck in the portaloo"

 

So, know of anything like this? Leave me a comment.

 

Also, don't forget to comment on the pictures for the caption competition.